http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090130/ap_on_bi_ge/earns_exxon_mobil;_ylt=AsblDE5ksck_fSb9y2ngBdoDW7oF

Those poor poor SOBs, where can I send some money to the brave executives at Exxon who are barely getting by on that $45.2 billion they scraped up?

Don’t worry about us, we don’t have to eat every day… We just want to make sure you don’t lose any Jets or Beach houses.

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