I wish I could say I was surprised but having lived here for what seems like several lifetimes I’m no longer shocked by anything done in this backwards hellhole of a state.

A local Baptist church was planning to give away a semiautomatic assault rifle to a teenager as a “Teen gun giveaway”.

Now let’s just stop and think about that for a minute.

What the hell do they expect this teen to do with an assault weapon? Blow a squirrel or rabbit into dime size pieces? Blow a hole through a deer the size of a baseball? Maybe what youth pastor Bob Ross of Windsor Hills Baptist Church would really like is for him to go teach his schools science teacher a lesson for teaching evolution.

All in the name of Jesus of course.

Welcome to Oklahoma, located directly between Texas and it’s gun toting morons and Kansas with it’s wild eyed hate filled jesus bible thumpers.

Kind of makes clear of the majority of the genetic mix of this place.