A harmless little article about wanting to be a kid again. Those thumbing it down I suspect are mostly in their early 20s or teens and haven’t had to deal with enough of real life yet to understand the humor or in a light way even the small reality of the wish sometimes for escape.
And that my friend is how you analyze to death and suck all the fun out of a humorous page.

Oh btw, Gorbichov, Go ahead and eat that glass if you wish. It would perk me right up.