Amazon, Where the cool kids buy their tanks

The JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank available for the low price of $19,995.95 + shipping and handling is the perfect vehicle for the overweight middle-aged Republican male.

Now you too can impress the boys at the bar with your manly Al-Qaeda ass kicking machine (cup holder optional) in addition to your old high school football stories.

I hear the chicks dig it too.
Well, chicks that hang out with fat middle-aged Republican drunks anyway.

Buy Quick! Supplies are limited!